Reasons to Love a Show about Abe Lincoln in an Outdoor Amphitheatre for the Second Year in a Row...

1.)  Moths.
Hey there GIANT BROWN WANNA-BE BUTTERFLY. Get out of my face.

2.) Alejandro
These beetles, found upon the stage or hovering around fancy LED lights, have been given the affectionate title of Alejandro. Because everyone wants to see this little guy dance to Gaga.

3.) Looking like these folks.
Yes, friends, yes. Neutral colors, aprons, and bonnets have never looked so sexy.

4.) Vampires
And you thought that ax was just a charming token of Abe's pioneer spirit... negative. Did you know Abe Lincoln WIELDED AN AX TO BEHEAD VAMPIRES?

5.) 'nuff said.

6.) I've found a new scent! Move over Dolce and Gabbana Light Blue... thanks to Lincoln, I've found my true oaky, aerosol aroma.


In other news, I'm officially moving to NYC in August! Anyone need a charming, hard working, fun employee? I'm all over it.

Until later (it won't be as long between posts because Riley McIlveen has kicked my bloggin' butt into gear) I leave you with visual proof of my Lincoln-land experience.

Goodnight all!
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